Hugs and Kisses
Dinner and dishes
Thinking of something to say
When you ask about my day
I went here
I did that
I read this
I saw that
Anything of interest
I’m keeping to myself

I wanna write you a love song
But my heart broke
And my throat’s dry
I wanna know I turn you on
But you’re yawning
And I know why

Cause we’re in a three way with my phobias
When I meet you I kept them hidden from ya
Like I was some kind of fucking casanova
Woo Hoo
Lucky you
Now you’re stuck with me too

I Can’t ride
On planes
I can’t sleep
On trains
I can’t look at the GPS without
Getting a migraine
I’m Grumpy
Dopey
Bashful
And Sneezy
I tried to give you only one gift
For Christmas and your birthday

They only fall a few days apart
So I thought it would be ok

I wanna write you a love song
But my heart broke
And my throat’s dry
I wanna know I turn you on
But you’re yawning
And I know why

Cause we're in a three way with my neuroses
When I met you you thought they were endearing
Now you spend every other day in therapy
Woo Hoo
Lucky you
Now you’re stuck with me too

I know I can do better
It isn’t easy
It’s not easy for me
I know you deserve better
I’m working hard
More than you can see

I’m taking hints from your vision board
And the way you talk about you co-worker
How he listens to you and holds open doors
Bet he drools over you
I’d be a fool to lose you

I wanna hear all your stories
About Colin
The HR guy
I’ll make vegan cacciatore
If you want it
And I know why

Cause finally it’s just you and me
And there’s nothing between us except the TV
And now we’re self-described Trekkies
Woo Hoo
Lucky you
Now you’re stuck with me too